BEA day 2 Really dumb Google questions

Good morning,
Happy 2nd day of Blogging Everyday in Advent.

Today I am going to answer the how do you questions most frequently asked in google to the best of my ability through the alphabet.


1. How do you add fractions.
Adding fractions is relatively simple, basically like normal adding and subtracting except you have this thing called a denominator.
example 4/10 + 4/10= 8/10
If the denominator is different then you convert it into an equivalent fraction. and at the moment I don't want to explain that.

2. How do you back up your iPhone
I don't have an iPhone but I am pretty sure that you should back it up by having all of your apps etc on your Itunes account. Save your important things on your computer. Being a nerd pays off.

3. How do you change your name on Face book.
Just go into your account, then into your profile and there will be a little thing that has your name, and there is a change button on the right of it I believe.

4. How do you do?
How do you do? I have no idea who you are but I think it is funny that this is the topped searched.

5. How do you eat in minecraft?
Something about the Use Item button and then it get transferred to your hand, I really can't answer this question cause the only time I play minecraft I died in a hole and that was about it.

6. How do you fly in minecraft?
I don't know

7. How do you get rid of fruit flies?
Don't eat fruit

8. How do you hack?
Well I am the worst person to answer this question because hacking is not one of my forte's or something I ever do. But it would be useful if I could hack into one of our laptops and reset it's password so we wouldn't have it not responding... And no, future shop did not help us.

(I don't like the I question so I am moving on to J)

9. Jailbreak your Ipod Touch
Install that hacking thing, Note: Jail breaking is legal but it will void your Apple warranty.

10. How do you know?
I don't know

11. How do you like me now?
I am finding these questions to be considerably annoying. So I don't like you now.

(I don't want to answer question M)

12. How do you name molecular compounds?
It's called memorization,

13. How do you open a coconut?
Hammer and Nail, its not perfect but it works.

14. How do you pronounce?
Practice

15. How do you quote a quote?
Really?
example:
"I think that the top how do questions on Google are really dumb" -Milisande Grimm (blogger, pessimist)

16. How do you right click on a Mac?
You can't do it like you do on a PC.
yeah.. that was a bad answer.

17. How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

18. How do you take a screenshot?
You install a program and then run it and then take a screen shot. But only if you are using a PC.

19. How do you unlock an Iphone?
Slide to unlock.. really easy stuff :)

20. How do you Video chat on facebook?
Facebook chat is really annoying so I don't recommend this, but basically just click video chat and then download the software.

(cannot answer W.. its weird..)

21. How do you xray a photo?
With the x-ray effect!

22. How do you know you are in love?
Really? You're asking Google this?

23. How do you zip a file?
The ZIP file format is a data compression and archive format. A ZIP file contains one or more files that have been compressed, to reduce file size.
Fix: Right click "unlock"

Okay, so I know you can ask all these questions on google and get some real answers but I think that it was interesting to see how nerdy I really am.

Talk to you tomorrow!

In Christ